SUCKS Minecraft Servers

Best SUCKS Minecraft Servers 2024

  • CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

    CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

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    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

    Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

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    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

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    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

    So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

    Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

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    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

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    But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

    So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

    Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!

    BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!
    Tired of feeling like a tiny ant in a big country? Come join our Minecraft server where America is shrunk down to the size of a pea and only known for its epic music festivals! Build your own mini-America and rule over a land of tiny rockstars and giant speakers. Who needs big when you can have small and rockin’? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperCocktails

    CraftyCreeperCocktails
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

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    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poopocalypse Adventures

    Poopocalypse Adventures
    Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

    Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews
    Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

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    Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Embersmc

    Embersmc
    Server IP: play.embersmc.com
    Server IP play.embersmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanishedMC

    BanishedMC

    a vanilla+ lifesteal smp where you kill other players to gain extra hearts! the server has an active and growing community that you should join!

    Server IP play.banishedmc.net:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Salvosgg

    Salvosgg

    Server Version: 1.18.1 • Friendly Community • Custom Plugins • Fishing • Lands • Quests • Dungeons • Events •

    Salvos GG

    Welcome to Salvos GG! Simply put, we are a team of Minecraft enthusiasts that enjoy creating and sharing content for a game that we all love. We offer a semi-vanilla experience enhanced by well thought out features that we think you’ll enjoy.

    We pride ourselves on ensuring there is something for everyone here! Our player driven economy paired with our lands system fosters friendships and rivalries. Our PvP fans will love our warzone with supply drops, we’ve got fishing and mining plugins for the Survival oriented, and even dungeons for those who want a challenge and reward.

    Our staff are dedicated to you, the player. Our goal is to build a friendly environment for anyone to make memories and be themselves. So what are you waiting for!? Jump online, join our discord! Maybe even give Fitz a pat or two. We hope to see you there.

    Server IP salvos.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MrArsCraft Minecraft server

    MrArsCraft Minecraft server

    MrArsCraft

    ? Waiting for you on the server

    # PvP Arena?

    #Responsive Administration

    #Beautiful spawn

    #Top Players

    #Auto Mine

    Come to Us

    Server IP crux.24serv.pro:12063

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LampoCraft

    LampoCraft

    LampoCraft is survival server aimed on saving the original Minecraft gameplay while having all the necessary service features for comfortable play. So, here’s the features:

    – Basic communication and teleporting capabilities (private messages, mail system, /sethome, /spawn, etc) – Region claiming (provided by WorldGuard) to nip any griefing in the bud – Trading systems (usings signs or /trade command) – Multiplayer sleep – 50% of players should sleep to skip the night – Simple economy – teleports cost money, which you can get by killing mobs, selling stuff with /sell or trading with other players – Rollback and anti-cheat plugins – neither hackers nor griefers will bother you even if you don’t claim your region, message server admin (me) if you have any problems – Bleeding edge software – last game version, updated plugins; responsible attitude to server maintenance

    Server IP lampo.dev

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tarturas Minecraft

    Tarturas Minecraft

    Join Tarturas Minecraft!Join our DISCORD server: https://discord.gg/KAeFhSnJqR Join a friendly, helpful, and diverse community of role players as they live and prosper in the vast mid evil lands of Tarturas. We have a plethora of helpful ease of life plugins like veinminer, chestshop, and even more perks such as a daily login bonus and voting rewards! Staff is friendly, informative, and willing to help. See you there!

    Server IP 45.159.6.35

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hikayat towny

    Hikayat towny

    Hikayat is a Minecraft Towny community based in Malaysia. If you are looking for a town-building server with world building through wars, alliances, trade, and lore writing – then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our key unique features include– Custom Mobs to fight and loot– Custom Items that give unique perks and effects– An active community not just on Discord but also Tiktok!– Worldbuilding for you to document historical server events and write stories!

    Server IP hikayat.pvpserver.xyz:19591

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☛ SORTA ☚ Minecraft server

    ☛ SORTA ☚ Minecraft server

    ➤ SORTA PROJECT

    ✓Lack of privates;

    ✓Support 24/7;

    ✓Passings based on requests;

    ✓Stably growing online;

    ✓The server is not on Aternos.

    Sorta is a private server on which most of the errors of other private servers were taken into account.

    Experience true freedom and become whoever you want! The owner of the group, the president, or maybe even a homeless person?

    The description looks like a donation server, right? But from donations we only have unbans and financial support for the project at will.

    It seems short, but informative.

    What are you waiting for?

    ➤ discord.gg/sorta

    Server IP 136.243.89.154:25665

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Classic MC Today

    Classic MC Today

    2013 factions in 2022. We loved old school factions so much, but we couldn’t find any factions servers that didn’t have a million extra things going on, so we made our own. This server hosts nothing but factions, simple spawn, sign shop, small pvp arena, no bullsh*t, all ran on 1.17. Join if you share our dream to get that classic factions feeling back.

    Server IP classicmctoday.com:25726

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MudRock

    MudRock

    With a light-hearted game style focused on creating a story through the actions of the players, we try to create a new atmosphere where all the decisions that occur within the world will have consequences in future updates…

    By adding custom scripts, we try to create our own identity and with this we can make you more involved as players in the world around you.

    You are all welcome to this small but epic adventure…

    In our discord you have more information about it, such as information about updates, news and much more!!

    Server IP play.mudrock.es

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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