Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we celebrate all things girlcock! Why settle for regular chickens when you can have girlcocks strutting around your virtual world? Join us for a wild ride filled with feathers, clucks, and a whole lot of attitude.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate with a coop full of those bad boys!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!
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Welcome to our legendaryMinecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.
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Melancholie is Minecraft’s #1 Survival community. We offer Regular Holiday Events, Custom Quests, Weekly Resetting Mine World (kill the Ender Dragon Weekly), tons of Loot Crates, Lottery, Daily Rewards, Biome Portals, Active Staff, Friendly and Helpful Community, Custom Economy, Starting Money, Enderfarm XP Farm, Death Chests, Custom Items, Discord, Website and Forums and so much more!
What are you waiting for? Join Us @ Melancholie.Cubed.Pro
The FutureRealms Network offers a fun collection of various gamemodes. We have been online since 2013 under the name “FutureRealms”. We do allow cracked / offline mode users to join!
Our server IP is play.FutureRealms.nl or mc.FutureRealms.nl, join us now!
The gamemodes we host are:
• Towny – Build your epic town with fellow players, in a peaceful environment with optional PvP!
• Factions – Lead your Faction to victory with your clan mates in a hardcore PvP world!
• Creative – Show your creativity in a Plot based world, with free WorldEdit for all our members!
• RebelWar – Enjoy the countless hours of fighting against zombies, players with many kits to unlock!
Pawncraft is an RPG-style server. We have many plugins running, to both ensure that the server is grief-free (Well, not technically grief-free, but we’re able to find griefers as soon as you/we find a griefed spot and rollback their damages) as well as to provide you with more features in the game, such as portals, for easy travelling (We also have portals to the Nether!), mounts, because, who doesn’t want to ride something? And of course, levels, which include woodcutting, mining, archery, repairing and much much more. We also have an economy and currency system, run by the infamous iConomy. Our currency “Pawn” is used for many things, from purchasing blocks, to protecting your town, to having an easy to use portal that can be used to travel to your town. Of course, we have even more plugins running and you can find out about commands and how to use stuff on our forum.
If you think you like the sound of this server and love playing RPG’s, check out pawncraft.co.uk. It’s completely free to join and doesn’t require any applications. You will be a guest at first but by following the few steps at spawn will allow you to easily make yourself a member.
Note: You cannot spawn items in this server (You can spawn items in the Creative world, but to become a member here requires an application). Griefing is not tolerated. For a list of rules, check this thread:http://pawncraft.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=18.0The server has a lot of plugins and thus has quite a learning curve so do please read/watch our tutorials. Please read the server information section of our forum for information on commands and rules.
MAVICRAFT FACTIONS VPS SERVER OUR SERVER HAS 0 LAG AND IT IS EASY TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK THERE WILL BE NO ONE NOT SATISFIED WITH OUR SERVER. WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO ENTER OUR SERVER WITH OUR ADMINISTRATIVE TEAM.
OUR TIP:
MAVİCRAFT.MİNECRAFT.TO
78.143.13.253:25565
THERE IS NO DISCRIMINATION. IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT A PLAYER, PEN AND PAPER WILL BE PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE IN THE SPAWN AREA AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO OUR PETITION BOX, I SAY AGAIN, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.
Factions like you’ve never played before! Dunterra PVP – the one of a kind faction server like no other. Featuring never seen before Energy Factions gamemode, the faction plugin prioritising PvP. No more ugly base defences or complicated cannons, Energy factions brings a unique experience for all players, veteran or not!
With its reasonable amount of custom enchantments and biomes, Dunterra PvP blows factions right out the sky and gives the server extraordinary elements and aspects for everyone to enjoy! Finally, PvP is balanced to perfection with the exclusive treasure-based economy and frequent events including Koth, vote parties, and community driven events. Say goodbye to attack cool-down delays as we bring 1.8 PvP to 1.10 with combat patches including knockback and axe damage fixes. All of this and more on Dunterra, featuring both 1.9-1.10 support. Factions just got a whole lot better.
Our focus is to remove all the worries associated with online Minecraft, so you can have fun and make friends while playing the game we all know and love!
Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us
Whitelist: No — Simply read the rules while in game, and agree to them. You simply chat the password that appears while reading the signs, and you will be instantly granted building rights on the server.
This server does not require a whitelist. If you would like to read the rules before joining, please visit http://myminecraft.com/threads/rules-everyone-please-read.64/ If you agree to the rules, simply join the server, follow the sign to RULES, and the password to become a member is posted. It changes weekly, simply chat the password and you will be granted building rights on the server..
We have teamspeak available: myminecraft.com
We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.
MCWars is a fun game where two teams compete(red and blue) to destroy each others gold mounument. The first team to destroy the opposing team’s mounument wins. There are a bunch of different class, most of which are free. Go on mc-wars.org for details.
