Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and virgin cock galore!
Why settle for regular blocks when you can have phallic-shaped ones instead? Trust me, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the ultimate pleasure of building with virgin cock blocks!
We’ve got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. Plus, the world is filled with wacky surprises and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.
And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles – you’ll be facing off against insane creatures that will test your skills to the max.
So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – things are about to get seriously weird!
We’ve got goth girls who will build you the most epic structures while whispering sweet nothings about tacos in your ear.
You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, from battling creepers to building underground taco stands with your goth girl companions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate goth girl Mexican cock extravaganza in Minecraft!
Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?
So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
Dive into Heaven Reborn, the ultimate Minecraft server where the supernatural theme comes with unique features!
Become a vampire, werewolf, or human to hunt the supernatural races. We have GriefPrevention, mcMMO, PyroFishing, PyroMining, custom enchants, and cosmetics. We feature free ranks and vote-to-earn Gold Coins (premium currency) to buy paid perks. Our economy is vast and we offer physical shops with chests that you can build in spawn through renting weekly.
play.heavenreborn.com
| Description | Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? This server is hosted in Sydney with perfect connection for Oceanic players. Looking for old school PVPers and chill players interested in building and grinding skills. |
|---|---|
| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT | 19132 |
All players start with an Iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken.
If you are a mature moderator or admin with experience handling plugins, send a message on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
Join our server and escape the harsh realities of your unattractive existence. Build yourself a castle fit for a king, or sail the high seas in search of treasure and adventure. Who needs real life when you can be a total stud in the virtual world?
So come on, leave your unattractive self behind and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game!
Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the pigs or the llamas? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe the third time really is the charm!
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂
Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂
Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂
So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮
Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.
One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.
So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.
So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?
Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!
Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.
Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net
mc.cozy.net
| Platform | IP | Port |
|---|---|---|
| Java | 151.80.47.150:25643 | N/A |
| Bedrock | 151.80.47.150 | 27049 |
Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.
Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.
Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.
Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
