so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Dimension Hops: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 230
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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