Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)!
– Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world.
– Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what.
– Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword).
– Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!
Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live life on the edge because we’re all under sanctions! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have to go through a background check before they can spawn in. We don’t mess around with just any old zombie or creeper here.
2. Our economy is so messed up that diamonds are worth less than dirt. But hey, at least you can use them to make some blingy armor to show off to your friends.
3. The only way to get food on our server is by hunting down wild animals with your bare hands. It’s like a survival of the fittest out here, so bring your A-game.
4. Our server is so hardcore that if you die, you have to start all over again from scratch. No respawning allowed, because we like to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, push you to your limits, and make you question your sanity, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things can get pretty crazy around here.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.
But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.
On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!
Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!
LuneCraft is a Minecraft network that offers you survival, oneblock and parkour modes. From the administrative team we try to provide the best possible gaming experience to all our users. What are you waiting for to join!
Eqdreams is open to everybody your dreams will come true if you join. Please use Optifine for more textures (Not Required for basic gameplay)
We have a realistic equine plugin, which means the horses can get sick if they’re eating/drinking their hay and water. They need food, care, and vaccines so that they don’t get sick. This also means they pee and poop, just like in real life! Having a plugin also means you don’t need to download anything to play on our server!!
We don’t have an online Shop like any other eq servers, we are only run by donations, which means no pay-to-win! You can play till your heart desires. We have friendly staff members who are very active and almost every day online on the server and Discord. If you have any questions please join our discord!
FadeHQ is a Minecraft Network created by players for the players. We strive to release game modes that our players will enjoy playing. FadeHQ has been built for easy scalability; we use MongoDB and Redis. Our most recent release is Squid Game; this game mode is based on the Netflix series Squid Game. Join and see what you think about it!
ShadowFusion Factions is a new server which wants to bring factions back to the free-to-play members, while also appealing to the pay-to-win players. Each player starts with 50 base power.