so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Animals Bred: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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