Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you have a unique taste for chunky pixels!
Join us and experience the thrill of watching your blocky character gain weight as they mine for diamonds and battle mobs. Who needs a slim and trim avatar when you can have a thicc and juicy one instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Weight Gain Potion, rumored to make your character balloon up to massive proportions. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around like a Minecraft Michelin Man!
So come on down to our server and embrace your love for chunky characters. Who needs a serious problem when you can have a seriously hilarious time instead?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Welcome to our Fat Bitch ThreadMinecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not?
– Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle.
– The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous.
– Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory.
– The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!
Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.
Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!
Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.
So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!
To switch it up and stand out from other servers, we developed a special chunk claiming system which uses EXP.
Features
– Custom coded Network.
– Sell and buy items from other players on the market.
– Easiest server shop which is custom made.
– Easy grief prevention with a nexus using EXP.
– Visit daily to claim rewards every day.
– There are rewards for voting.
– Not pay-to-win.
– More stuff planned!
Amplified World of Survival. Enjoy the challenge of survival in an Amplified world that has a few Gamerules and Datapacks applied. This server allows 20 players for now, a 500k x 500k map of which is a random spawn area. Please come in and enjoy but “watch your step!” 🙂
Angardia is an open, free-to-play Medieval-Fantasy themed world where players get to:
– Evolve in a friendly, inclusive community– Experience the world through a native 32px texture pack based on Dokucraft– Get free access to hundreds of custom furniture, decorations, blocks and items!– Collaboratively build incredible towns that stand the test of time – Towns can generate exclusive resources daily based on their biome – Several towns can share a culture and communicate through their private culture chat – Nations – Wars // you can play peacefully or participate in: – Riots – Town VS Town – Independence Wars – Civil Wars – Nation VS Nation – Alliance VS Alliance – World Wars– Become a master in your favourite craft(s), with all jobs unlocked from the get-go– Use an unlimited state-wide shop or trade through your own private shops with your fellow players
### What’s more?– We use our own, easy-to-use customs menus to minimise manual command input– Over 180 chat emojis to better communicate with your fellow players– Get free rewards through daily logins and votes– Access to a full-featured, integrated Discord server. It includes many straightforward tutorials if you ever feel lost!– No custom Minecraft client required — log in and play!
### Will I ever need to pay real money to enjoy the content or get an edge?– FREE ranks system! You won’t ever pay for rank advantages!– All of our world’s currencies are available to free-to-play players!
New Australian based Survival Server by Wixel Network and sister server of Winpixelmon.net!
Mcmmo, hard difficulty and a friendly community welcoming any newcomers to the Wixel Survival Server. Expect friendly players helping you out or maybe even joining a town/community with others!
Survive with friends or even find some new ones! Our community is always friendly and almost like a family. We love meeting new people and accept anyone!
When the weekend comes, join in on the weekly Server Events to win prizes and just have fun playing things like The Walls, Survival Games, Boat races and much more!
PunkinCraft is a new SMP server with player driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, Towny, and more. Economy is the main focus of PunkinCraft with custom jobs, player shops, and more.
The Skyvele Network
We support versions 1.8 – Latest
We are an advanced network with a range of features only available on our network. Our staff and community members are all very friendly and happy to help. We hope to see you in-game.
Our gamemodes:
– Skyblock (Never seen before unlockable areas and secret chests)
– FFA Realm (Custom texture pack, sounds, upgrades and much more)
Dive into our meticulously crafted Minecraft universe, where we offer two thrilling game modes: OP Prisons and OP Skyblock (We will also have Survival, Creative, OneBlock, and Generators). Whether you’re an expert builder or a seasoned explorer, our server caters to all playstyles. Conquer the ranks of OP Prisons through cunning strategies and resource management, or embark on a skyward journey in OP Skyblock, where creativity takes flight. You’ll discover unique features and custom content that set Silent Network apart from the rest.
At Silent Network, we believe in the power of community. Our Discord server is the heart of our player interaction, where you can connect with like-minded gamers, share your adventures, and stay updated on server news and events. Join us in a vibrant and welcoming atmosphere, where you’ll forge friendships, collaborate on projects, and become part of something greater than yourself.
Silent Network is not just another server; it’s an evolving experience. Our dedicated team of developers and administrators works tirelessly to bring you exciting updates and fresh content regularly. We value your input and actively seek feedback to tailor the server to your preferences.
Connect with us on Discord, explore our Minecraft server, and discover what makes Silent Network the ultimate destination for Minecraft players. Let’s craft, build, and explore together!
Welcome to the latest iteration of Sts’s Ryland. We have a new 1.15 world ready to be explored!
The server will have 99.9 uptime forever, so if you’re looking to dedicate
yourself to a small, but growing community, this is your chance!
We have a multitude of premium plugins that have been fully
updated and configured to give you the smoothest 1.5
experience possible:
Mcmmo, ranks, playershops, jobs, land protection, kits, silkspawners, keepinventory and more.
Rules:
No griefing active claimed towns, hacking, x-raying, stealing,
harrassing, spamming, disrespecting staff or other players, or ban evading
