so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Gods Slained: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Crops Grown: 2989 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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