Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5064	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ores Mined:	3270	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	9	New Chunks Explored:	137812
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2541	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3773
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	845312

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2