Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with VSPO! & vtubers who dominate FPS games and participate in crazy tournaments. Collabs with non-v and pro e-sports players are a regular occurrence, so get ready for some epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftMixTape

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Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockPartyMadness

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockCraftAdvice

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2