Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SelfieSneakz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockCraftAdvice

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockCraftEU2022

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haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

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come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	987

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FamCraft: Value Edition

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Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	64913
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	598

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	662750	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8