ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

New Minecraft Servers

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Farms Harvested:	444	Dragons Tamed:	3

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6463
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1415
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crops Grown:	9353

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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