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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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