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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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