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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 New Chunks Explored: 176496
Void Gems Collected: 37 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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