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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 610178
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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