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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Emeralds Found: 8726 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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