LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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