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TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	2748
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	182

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	107
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	185689
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	932	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	7873	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2