Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
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Crafty RPG Haters
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Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players
Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.
Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!
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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.
But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!
So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?
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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’
#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.
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Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!
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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.
So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!
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MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!
Adventure, Beaches, Colorful, culture, Escape, Explore, fiesta, Food, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, mexico, MexiCraft, Mountains, Paradise, plentiful, Relaxation, suffer, Suffering, Sunshine, Tacos, travel, unforgettable, vacation, vibrantWelcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.
So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!
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Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos
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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.
So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!
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KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!
cambodia, Community, CREEPERS, Endurance, Good, Hardship, healing, Hope, IMPOSSIBLE, Kampuchea, KampucheaCraft, LAUGH, love, mental health, Peace, perseverance, Recovery, resilience, Resist, solidarity, strength, suffer, Support, Therapy, TraumaWelcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.
Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.
So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!
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UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!
If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Literally Impossible’ Server – Join the Chaos Today for Epic LOLs! #MinecraftMadness
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Are you tired of easy-peasy Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is literally impossible!Join us if you dare to face insane challenges such as navigating through a maze underwater filled with killer squids, taming a dragon as your loyal pet, and trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that never ends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers have creepers as pets! And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
Don’t miss out on the fun and frustration of our server, where the only way to win is to embrace the chaos and laugh in the face of defeat. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
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Time Flow ยป 1.16.5 Minecraft server
Tube, no donations for 100, RPG server. The administration is decent and will help you at any time. Also, on our server you can try to go through the recruitment (if there is one) and become a helper, thereby helping to get rid of unscrupulous players. The server has runes, artifacts and much more. There are also skills on the server, for example: Endurance, Agility, Bed, etc. The server will not be an ordinary donation dump, it will develop, becoming only better and better. There will also be events that can turn your boring and sad day into a fun and interesting one. We are looking forward to seeing everyone!
Server IP 45.93.200.14:25597
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MapleCraft SMP
**Server never resets.** **Villagers are disabled to keep economy balanced.** **Elytras are disabled!**
This server is not “easy” do NOT join if you are trying to “speed run” You can not speed run MapleCraft as monsters are way stronger.
Survival server that supports java and bedrock players! Jobs, Minigames, custom items, gadgets (unlocked through mystery boxes), mystery crates, quests, VIP ranks, auction house, jobs, casino, fishing tournaments and biome specific custom fish, lottery, etc.
Please be kind in the chat, name calling and bullying may result in a permanent ban. because ain’t nobody got time for that. You may raid UNCLAIMED lands but griefing will result in a ban.
Server IP maplecraft.apexmc.co:25768
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DarkPrivate Minecraft server
✨ We are opening applications for our private server,
which will be distributed on a monthly subscription basis. ✨
✨ With us you can fully test your survival skills and especially construction, because that’s what we’re here for. ✨
✨ All this will be facilitated by a lamp atmosphere, players who can become your new friends and helpers in the implementation of your projects, communication with them and just a good time in your favorite game. ✨
✨ But it doesn’t end there, we have a huge number of different modifications installed, adding many decorative elements, new mobs and structures.
On our server, Hell and Hell have been completely changed, the path to which is now completely different, many vanilla structures have been reworked, and the loot of all chests is individual for each player, so everyone will be able to find something.
Interesting innovations will also include a new combat system, economy, character leveling, various types of transport and even technology.
And thanks to our launcher, you don’t have to download the client or update it manually every time with the slightest changes. ✨
✨ We will be waiting with great joy and desire for new players in the ranks of our friendly society. ✨
⚠⚠⚠ At the moment, the cost of penetration will be 120 rubles per month, but various promotions will be held often. ⚠⚠⚠
⚠ All the necessary information about the features of the server, including instructions for obtaining an account to log into the launcher and pay for penetration, news and updates, a complete list of mods, rules and an online world map can be found on our website – darkprivate.ru ⚠
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Lethean Network
Lethean Network [1.7-1.19] ~ LOOKING FOR STAFF ~ Skyblock ~ Factions ~ Earth Survival ~ Prison ~ Dwarves Vs. Zombies ~ Minigames ~ Pixelmon ~ KitPvP ~ Monthly Updates ~ Come join our expansive network of servers ~ Apply to our staff team
Server IP play.letheancraft.com:53442
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Mystaria
MINECRAFT’S #1 FAST PACED PvPvE MMORPG! The enemies have taken over the world, use your gear to defeat them and grind your way from the bottom to defeat the world boss and gain advantages in PVP!
Server IP mystaria.net
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GUSTASGRIEF DONATION GIVEAWAY Minecraft server
Griefersky server, come on in, good administration, donate to everyone!!!
Server IP e1.aurorix.net:20042
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Pixel Prison
Amazing and friendly BRAND NEW SERVER!
Professional Spawn, Custom Enchants, Plots, Ranks, Prestiges, Mines, Donator Ranks, Crates, Skills/Abilities, Pickaxe Levels, Player Rewards, Cosmetics, SellAll, AutoPickup, AutoSmelt, Shop , Jobs, Scoreboard, Tab, Tokens, Gems, Backpack, Kits, Auction House, Warps, Events
Server IP pixelprison.modded.fun
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RebirthSMP
RebirthSMP – Rebirth is a roleplay, enhanced survival multiplayer. It boasts custom crafting, vein mining, tree chopper and features no other SMPs have. Sit around in a tavern and drink with friends? Go dive into the Nether/End where PVP is enabled? anything you want.. You can do on this server.
Server IP play.rebirthsmp.xyz
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KinglikeCraft Minecraft server
Server IP 95.31.35.225:25577
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MythicBox
Server IP play.mythicbox.xyz