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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!
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Welcome to our sexMinecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava in the Nether is our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and steamy encounters.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.
Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANT where the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?
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Factions server with raiding and pvp in mind. Custom block durability is set for diamond, emerald and gold blocks. Join us and show off your raiding and economic skills. This server is meant to test you and your friends. Start today.
uGameWorld is a unique server specially created for griefers!IP: ugame-pe.funPORT: 19132Version: 1.1.5Website: ugameshop.ruVisit ugame-pe.fun right now and stay with us forever!
Looking for a server that feels vanilla, but with some new changes to spice things up? Look no further! GRG:MC is a survival server built with the community in mind. Through a combination of community ideas, GRG:MC has evolved with custom enchantments, armor, talisman buffs, and minigame events to keep Minecraft fresh and exciting!
With our beautiful lands system, you can stake claim to your land, invite members, and work to become the most prosperous village in the server. By allying with some of the most powerful lands, you can become a nation where it is your choice to be a fair and just leader, or take the path of corruption and tax your citizens for all their gold.
Griefing is not allowed, HOWEVER, you can declare a war on another land. If BOTH SIDES consent to the war, for the next 24 hours, their land and chests will become lootable. The land with the most kills will be declared the winner.
GRG:MC also boasts several random minigame events such as TNT Tag, Spleef, Paintball, Quake, and much more! Come have a blast with our friendly community!
Solomon’s Descent is a Minecraft server inspired by the anime “Magi.” In this world you can be whatever you want to be. You can become king and wage war on enemy nations, or conquer dungeons and acquire untold power. Your destiny is yours to command.
Survival PVP With A Twist!
Run by veteran Minecraft players, Sourbloc is a server meant to make vanilla features feel newer and more interesting. We have an active discord voice chat and are looking to expand our community!
Minimal Claiming
Claim your builds, but take extra care to protect yourself! Stealing and PvP are enabled in claims. Builders are safe to make whatever they’d like without fear, but raiding is encouraged!
Minimal Rules
No one joins a server to hear hate speech, but no one wants to be censored either. Sourbloc doesn’t care what you say or do, as long as it isn’t hateful or spam.
Custom Mobs
Fight new kinds of spiders and zombies! Run for your life when a giant appears, or try to fight him for a boatload of diamonds!
Custom Enchants
Try your luck with /enchanter and pay diamonds for exciting enchantments!
