Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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