Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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