Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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