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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 187 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?
So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Crops Grown: | 5036 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.
So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 95 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).
But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?
So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
