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| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 509 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.
So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.
Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.
And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).
Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?
And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3419 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to step foot in our world. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself tried to challenge our top player to a duel, but ended up running away with his tail between his legs!
But that’s not all – we have legendary loot, secret dungeons, and even a hidden hot tub where you can relax after a long day of slaying mobs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.
But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!
But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the game with their Physical Harmony and Physical Hunt abilities. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like GIFTMOREPEACH and CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER for some extra goodies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where players can participate in cow beauty pageants and bunny fashion shows. Who knew Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest animal kingdom you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8228 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?
But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?
And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?
Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 168 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
