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| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 105 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4595 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.
So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.
4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 848 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5988 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 263740 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2386 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 184 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 470582 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).
So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
