TownDump Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7140	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Magic Items Found:	5536	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyClocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SisCraft: Chat & Play

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> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2373	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2872	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyAF Server

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Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4459	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4