shopping Minecraft Servers

shopping Minecraft Servers

  • Oakay SMP

    Oakay SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1845
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

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    Welcome to Oakay SMP!

    Looking for a friendly Minecraft community where you can explore, build, and make lifelong friends?

    Welcome to Oakay SMP—everything will be oakay!

    We’re a 12,000 x 12,000 world with an emphasis on creativity, collaboration, and fun. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, everyone is welcome to experience the best of semi-vanilla survival with a few quality-of-life enhancements.

    What We Offer

    Feature Description
    🌍 Cross-Platform Play Join from Java, Bedrock, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, or Mobile.
    🎤 Voice Chat & Audioplayer Connect with players like never before.
    🌟 27 Custom Advancements Inspired by our amazing community!
    🏪 A Brand-New Shopping District Trade, sell, and build your own shop in a freshly created marketplace.
    📜 Grief Protection Anti-grief tools ensure your builds and items are safe.

    Why Oakay?

    Adult Community (18+): A welcoming and mature environment for players who value respect and creativity.

    Collaborative Spirit: Share your ideas, builds, and stories with like-minded players.

    Waiting to Join?

    While your application is under review, feel free to explore our Build Showcase or hang out in the Visitor Lounge. Connect with the community, share your creations, and get to know what makes Oakay special!

    Interested in joining? Apply today!

    https://discord.gg/4emDcHV7wv

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/4emDcHV7wv
    Can I play on the server with friends? Yes! You can invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any age restrictions? Our community is for adults aged 18 and above.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have anti-grief tools in place to protect your builds and items.

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  • Gift Card Apocalypse

    Gift Card Apocalypse
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6760
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where gift cards rule everything. like, instead of mining for diamonds, you’re mining for gift cards. and instead of building houses, you’re building gift card castles. it’s like a whole new world, man.

    but here’s the kicker – every time you level up, you get a real-life gift card sent to your house. like, imagine playing minecraft and then BOOM, you get a gift card for a free pizza or something. it’s like the best of both worlds, virtual and real life.

    oh, and did i mention the secret gift card dungeons? yeah, there are these hidden dungeons scattered throughout the server where you can find rare gift cards worth like, a million dollars or something. it’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’re finding gift cards.

    so yeah, if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want something totally wacky and wild, come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with a gift card fortune.

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  • LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

    LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 816
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mines Excavated: 4246
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

    our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

    build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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  • StingyCraft: AITAH Edition

    StingyCraft: AITAH Edition
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2137
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Middle Eastern themed Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the Middle East, we believe in sharing and caring for one another, but with a twist of Minecraft madness.

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying for virtual food and drinks for your fellow players, because here, it’s more polite not to accept any Venmo payments back. Plus, who knows, maybe someone will insist on paying for your virtual items in return!

    Embark on epic adventures with your friends during breaks from classes, just like in the real world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a virtual board game that will bring you hours of fun and laughter. But beware, not everyone may be as generous as you, so watch out for any stingy players trying to mooch off your virtual treasures.

    So come on, join us on this wild Minecraft journey where generosity reigns supreme and virtual friendships are forged through acts of kindness and sharing. Who needs Venmo when you have a Minecraft server like this?

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  • CheckOutLineChaos

    CheckOutLineChaos
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4603
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Enchantments Applied: 75

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

    Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

    We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

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  • Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5957
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
    Quality of Life Addons One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
    Shopping and Minigames District A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
    Mayoral Elections Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Security measures to protect your items and builds.
    Server Uptime 24/7 online availability

    FAQs

    How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

    What is the age requirement for the server?

    Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

    Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

    Can I invite my friends to join?

    Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.

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  • CraftyFashionista

    CraftyFashionista
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8783
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

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  • AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

    AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 659
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Animals Bred: 175

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

    And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1094
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyTariffHoards

    CraftyTariffHoards
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8360
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 1409
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7427 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Crops Grown: 2201

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

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  • Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

    Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8930
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

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  • PartyPig Minecraft Server

    PartyPig Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3520
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4880 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

    Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 925 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

    Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

    Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

    PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9864
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Animals Bred: 57
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

    So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

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  • MineMotiv8rCraft

    MineMotiv8rCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9810
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyCossacks

    CraftyCossacks
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3557
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Baby Aggro Bootcamp

    Baby Aggro Bootcamp
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 870
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

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  • Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

    Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9036
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4507 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dimension Hops: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

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  • ””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

    ””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4196
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

    KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1707
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3246 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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