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>be me
>25 years old
>decide to join this epic Minecraft server
>first time playing solo
>start building my dream castle
>>everything is going great until I come across a mysterious NPC
>he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom
>I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure
>fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon
>finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon
>but wait, there’s a catch
>the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon
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