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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancĂ©es who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretfulReject

    RegretfulReject

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

    Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrafeCraft

    StrafeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The minecraft server for the community of Strafe Chat. This is a slightly modded survival world and is whitelist only, DM brydenisnotsmart on Discord or ask in the server to be whitelisted also check out the main project Strafe Chat.

    playmc.strafechat.dev

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyJailbaitMC Server

    CraftyJailbaitMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnbornGodMomDrama

    UnbornGodMomDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where boundaries are blurred and titles are up for grabs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good ol’ family feud. Who needs Godparents when you can have a self-proclaimed Godmother causing chaos at every turn?

    Join now and witness the epic battle between a soon-to-be parent and a persistent wannabe Godmother. Will diplomacy prevail or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it means writing “from your godmother” in a baby shower guestbook. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • APEX SMP

    APEX SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java or Bedrock:JAVA ONLY

    Version: 1.18.2

    Realm/Server/World: Server

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session: 2hr+

    Gametype: Economy/Chill/Survival

    Language: English

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    goplay.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    New Minecraft Servers

    > be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

    Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

    Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP