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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretfulReject

    RegretfulReject

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

    Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrafeCraft

    StrafeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The minecraft server for the community of Strafe Chat. This is a slightly modded survival world and is whitelist only, DM brydenisnotsmart on Discord or ask in the server to be whitelisted also check out the main project Strafe Chat.

    playmc.strafechat.dev

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyJailbaitMC Server

    CraftyJailbaitMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnbornGodMomDrama

    UnbornGodMomDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where boundaries are blurred and titles are up for grabs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good ol’ family feud. Who needs Godparents when you can have a self-proclaimed Godmother causing chaos at every turn?

    Join now and witness the epic battle between a soon-to-be parent and a persistent wannabe Godmother. Will diplomacy prevail or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it means writing “from your godmother” in a baby shower guestbook. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • APEX SMP

    APEX SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java or Bedrock:JAVA ONLY

    Version: 1.18.2

    Realm/Server/World: Server

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session: 2hr+

    Gametype: Economy/Chill/Survival

    Language: English

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    goplay.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    New Minecraft Servers

    > be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroCraftBroblems

    BroCraftBroblems

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

    CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

    BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

    explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

    build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

    come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP