Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!
Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!
Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server!
The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.
But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.
But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!
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One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.
Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!
