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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1253 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!
And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.
So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!