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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8943 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!