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Don’t miss out on our exclusive events, like the annual Enderman Fashion Show and the legendary Potato Olympics.
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Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!
On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!
And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!
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