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| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.
And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.
So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?
So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1582 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 321 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?
So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2527 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1414 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.
So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3352 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
