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| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).
But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?
So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 422101 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.
So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8095 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.
Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.
And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).
Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?
And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6798 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to step foot in our world. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself tried to challenge our top player to a duel, but ended up running away with his tail between his legs!
But that’s not all – we have legendary loot, secret dungeons, and even a hidden hot tub where you can relax after a long day of slaying mobs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 274 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 863 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.
But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?
So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!
But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the game with their Physical Harmony and Physical Hunt abilities. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like GIFTMOREPEACH and CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER for some extra goodies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where players can participate in cow beauty pageants and bunny fashion shows. Who knew Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest animal kingdom you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
