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| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5281 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | New Chunks Explored: | 598280 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6729 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.
So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.
4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5837 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 122 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
