Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7991
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7565 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3525
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 3779 Potions Brewed: 169
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6696 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ores Mined: 7815
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 203 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Farms Harvested: 661 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 New Chunks Explored: 611094
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Zombie Dances: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 241 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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