Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2809 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

    BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

    CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!
    So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 650
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

    Poly Craft: They Them Confusion
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

    u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

    also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

    if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ketamine Safe Zone

    Ketamine Safe Zone
    do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat

    🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat
    Welcome to 🐝 Let’s Bee Friends🐝 !
    Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?
    We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:
    🗺️- A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand
    ⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
    🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
    All information on our website : https://www.letsbeefriends.com/
    Let’s Bee Friends! 🌱🐝
    Server IP: mc.letsbeefriends.org
    And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well! We have a special contest just for you!
    [https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT ]

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I join the server for free?

    A: Yes, our Minecraft server is free to join.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: We are currently running version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a world border on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a small world border of +1000 to -1000 blocks wide that expands.

    Q: Can I create and join teams on the server?

    A: Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends on our server.

    Q: Is there voice chat available on the server?

    A: Yes, we have simple voice chat available for you and your friends to use.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit our website at https://www.letsbeefriends.com/ for more information.

    Q: How can I connect to the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the IP mc.letsbeefriends.org.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can follow up on server updates and participate in special contests. Join us at https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Be me Minecraft server

    Be me Minecraft server
    >So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

    >We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

    >Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mines Excavated: 1436
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 821
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Star Shards Collected: 129

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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