MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2257
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Zombie Dances:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	2323
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	5941	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Animals Bred:	158	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Votes:	1850
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Farms Harvested:	153	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
New Chunks Explored:	84349	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2