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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.
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Russian server Mini-Game server with a lot of interesting games like Prison, SkyBlock, MineCs, Creative, SkyWars, Survival BuildBatte, BedWars, CastleWars, GtaMc, SurvivalGames.
RO: Play.addicted2.ro is a Romanian server. We have many game modes such as: Survival, Creative, Skyblock, SG, etc. The server is part of the Addicted2 community, a gaming community. You can find more details on the server.
EN:Play.addicted2.ro is a romanian server.We have many mods of games as:
If you are looking for a large, entertaining, and well managed Minecraft server, you have come to the right place.
NZnetwork has been running Minecraft since mid-2010, making us one of the longest running servers in the world.
We host Minecraft from our project servers, so the overall speeds are excellent.
We have had near 100% uptime, and have attracted a great community that are always welcoming towards new players.
NOTE: you must be in New Zealand or have a proxy in the country to access the server.
