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Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	973269

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	148482	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4483
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3