Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.
Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.
So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communistutopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣
2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolatediamonds and feast like a king while you play.
4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.
So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!
Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!
Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!
•Ice and Fire is the original Game of Thrones themed Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros, dating back almost 10 years. Roleplay, Survive, Embark on Quests, Join a great house, and become a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.
•Begin your journey as a Wanderer from Kings Landing, where you can join one of the great houses from the Game of Thrones universe and explore a stunning recreation of lands from both Westeros and Essos. Players are encouraged to work togethor to make powerful alliances, grow their wealth, make their name known and earn Valuable Rewards. Engage in large PVP and PVE events where players can prove their honor, their cunning and of course earn valuable rewards! Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?
CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.
On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!
To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.
Explore a vast Minecraft server offering an Earth map scaled impressively at 1:500 ratio. Dive into a world brimming with custom items, textures, and an array of captivating content. Discover new adventures, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic journeys across continents. Join a thriving community of players and immerse yourself in endless possibilities on this unique server experience. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, there’s something for everyone to enjoy in this rich and dynamic Minecraft environment. Start your adventure today and witness the wonders of this meticulously crafted world.
**Apex Network is a new Minecraft server that was recently opened to the public.
Why you should join:– We are a growing community– We host events, store giveaways and other– The members & staff are kind, nice and respectful towards other members.– The server is Java & Bedrock crossplay
Current gamemodes:– Factions– SMP– Kitpvp – Creative
Gamemodes under development (soon to come):– Bedwars– Skyblock– and many more!**
If you could join it would be highly appreciated!
Link to the Discord:***# discord.com/invite/CkU3QFkCK5 #***
Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.
Server Features:
Server Rules:
No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!
Server IP = play.parallelmc.org
For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org
KoalaServers SMP is a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ranshops, and warps.We have a PvE world, which is our main economy survival world. Creative plots, resource world.
LAND CLAIMINGClaim land for you and your friends,build up a small town together or conquer the world!
NPC’sInteract with NPC’s! (Work in progress)
Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!
Hello, and thank you checking out the server. Right off the bat I want say, this is a home hosted server, so expect a few small hiccups with the server from time to time, although it runs pretty well. Right now, the server is in its early stages, we don’t have many active players. I’ve been promoting it though my small YouTube channel, Gordon Dreaming. At the moment I have 110 subscribers. If you want to be a part of a growing channels community, this might be what you’re looking for. I stream on the server quite often. Right, I should talk about the server now. So, this is a Faction Roleplaying SMP server, meaning that you create a faction, do things like going to war for example. You roleplay while having social interaction with other members. The faction plugin we use is Medieval Factions. A good faction plugin all around. We also have chest shops; chest shops allow you to sell items in chest. Last notable plugin we have is Dynmap, a website that host a 2D view of the server world. We have a lot more plugins and I’m always adding. So, if all of this seems fun, why not give the server a shot? Maybe even become a part of the small community by joining the discord! Lastly don’t expect a lot from the server.
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KoalaServers SMP is a 
We have a PvE 
Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!
MCMMO and leveling
