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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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