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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 99
Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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