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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Magic Items Found: 3905 Dragon Scales Harvested: 246

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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