so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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