so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Star Shards Collected: 81 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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