lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Towns Built: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 15
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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