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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Void Gems Collected: 40 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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